Where it all began

There are people who look good singing (Michael Buble) and there are people who look weird when they sing (Harry Connick, Jr. + John Mayer). There are people who look good when they run (Dave) and people who look really bad (me).

And now I'm going to show you where it all began. This is the front page of our local newspaper from when I was a senior in high school. Good grief!